Colour blind people avoid Redditch!!!

Contradictory Sign...

PLEASE TAKE YOUR LITTER HOME.
TO DEPOSIT IT HERE IS AN OFFENCE.
MAXIMUM PENALTY £1000

Since theres a bin, can somebody please translate into plain English?

Should the UK adopt The Euro?

A cross-section survey of 1000 people in Bradford, made up of: Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Bosnians, Turks, Moldovans, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis, Ethiopians, Russians, Congolese, Zimbabweans, Portuguese and Nigerians were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency to Euro?

99.9% said no, they were quite happy to stay with the Giro.




This quickie was supplied by stalwart Roy Bevington

Royston's Jokes!

A handful of clean corkers sent to me by my old mate, Roy Bevington...

• Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

• A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD ?' Granny replies, F**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen ?!

• Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice ?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says, 'So what were you watching ?' Billy says, ' Wimbledon'.

• A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect'.

• Wife gets naked & asks hubby: 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body ?' Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'

• An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do ?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid'.

Thanks Roy!

Nosebleed News from GOT

Southampton taxi drivers in St George flag row

Straight from GOT...

Taxi drivers in Southampton have been warned they could be suspended if they do not remove St George flags from their cars saying they speak English.

What the fucking fucketty buggery bollocks!

I can't tell you any more, I've got fucking nosebleed.

The rest is from BBCi below:

Taxi drivers in Southampton have been warned they could be suspended if they do not remove St George flags from their cars saying they speak English.

Some drivers said they had put up the stickers after passengers complained others could not speak the language.

They said they were not being deliberately racist, but members of the public and ethnic minority drivers have complained to the city council.

All city taxi drivers must pass a communications test to gain a licence.

A city council spokesman said: "Regardless of them being St George flags, if drivers want any signs in their cabs, they have to apply to the council.

"We would turn down most applications for signs, unless it was a phone number for the taxi."

He added it was "very unlikely" that the council's powers to suspend the licences would be used, because the drivers were expected to comply.

Council officers have been out to speak with the drivers and one has already voluntarily removed the sticker from his cab.

The matter came to a head last week when some taxi drivers complained to the city council about the stickers in a meeting.